Captkeyes?

Did I not sell you?

I don't really blog on here anymore because I converted to Tumblr. 

You can find me there at jodiibreeze.tumblr.com & fuckyeahtatts.tumblr.com. [= 

SEE YA

Wouldn't it be nice

If I ever uploaded my freakin' Mexico pics?! hahahahahah im too lazy. Went and saw some guns today with my parents. Pretty cool. Convinced my ma to actually hold one and try out pulling the trigger to learn the difference between a single action and a double action. The Sig Sauer I liked was sold and there's another one that I like but it's too expensive =[ very sad. 

I literally laughed outloud to this

"Shopping"! YAY. . .while I wait for class.

Watch for Mark?

Hitched or Ditched

I hope and pray that I can get over this commitment phobia bullshit and be happy to marry. . .I mean there's now a show on tv where they are forcing people to either marry each other or break it off completely. First of all, WHO THE FUCK AGREES TO THESE SHOWS?!?!?! Second of all, who are these people to tell them that they can't be together if they don't get married?! There's lots of people who are just common law and they do GREAT! Not to mention they don't have to pay a ton of money if they have to decide to get divorced [= lol that's definitely an upside. I'm sure I'll be fine. . .my main concern about commitments to people is based off of whether or not I'm ready in my life career wise, money wise, etc. Not that I'm scared to be with someone really. I just want to make sure that all of my stuff is together before I say that I can be a person's other half. I want to be able to commit myself fully because it would be unfair to not do otherwise. Hopefully with Mark, I've done well to meet his wants and needs or at least well on my way.

Anyways, the topic of this bulletin is really about this fuckin' ridiculous ass show! I can't believe that people would actually agree to participate in something where they are forced into marriage whether they are ready or not or forced to break up with each other. This one girl on now has an INTENSE fear of marriage because of her mother's experiences with marriage. In a way she is kind of pathetic because she has failed to realize that every guy is not the same. . .not every guy is going to leave you if they marry you. She's had like three or something serious relationships and has actually backed out on all of them because of her intense fear. I understand where she is coming from but COME ON BE SERIOUS! sheesssh. Anyways Hitched or Ditched = another RETARDED ASS REALITY TV SHOW. 

I love watching the Travel Channel

Especially all the food shows on there but it's going to kill me one day. Right now I'm watching Bizarre foods and he's in Puerto Rico and I'm ABSOLUTELY DYING for some authentic Spanish or Mexican food [my favorite btw]! I'm also craving beer and wings but that's reserved for tomorrow night! [= I can't believe how amazing this food looks. . .you should totally just be able to reach your hand through your tv and grab and eat whatever you want! That would be fuckin awesome!

Time Bottle

Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce

If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I’d like to do
Is to save every day…Till eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you

If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I’d save every day like a treasure and then
Again, I would spend them with you

But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them

I’ve looked around enough to know
That you’re the one I want to go
Through time with

If I had a box just for wishes
And dreams that had never come true
The box would be empty, except for the memory
Of how they were answered by you

But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them

I’ve looked around enough to know
That you’re the one I want to go
Through time with………….

This is by far the sexiest picture I've EVER seen! I have some ideas and I think if all goes well it will turn out FUCKIN AWESOME! 

Also, this will be the color of hair that I have going for once I try to go blonde again. Forget Kendra and Scarlette Johannson's hair this is soooo cute! Can't wait til my hair grows out just wish it would go faster STUPID THYROID medicine. ugh.

I can't fuckin stand

Insurance companies and banks in America. I'm dying to live in a country where the government pays for medical coverage. I'm currently trying to convince Mark to move to France with me. Maybe I should make a list of the pro's and con's. . .I wonder if Spain has the same policies since we both should finish our Spanish anyways for our jobs. Not that I know for sure he's even going to finish his spanish but either way. . .

I need to get the fuck away from insurance companies and I'm very much considering just taking all my money out of the bank. . .they're so fucking retarded and have apparently decided who I can give MY money to. WTF?!

Think??!?!

Feel free to answer these.

1. Identify and define the biggest problem we have in this country

2. Identify at least three people that you dislike. Why?

3. How can you go about blaming these people for that problem from number 1

4. Among your acquaintances, who could you accuse [and feel good about it] of. 

a. drugs [doing or selling]

b. shoplifting

c. illicit sex

d. using their freedom of speech to limit your freedom of speech 

5. Criticize Patriotism 

6. Why are patriots bad for society? Or are they? Can torture ever be a part of patriotism? Has it ever been?

7. Please list at least three of your "freedoms" [from the Bill of Rights] that are being slowly or fastly destroyed or trod upon

8. Trace your steps for the last forty-eight hours. How many surveillance cameras do you recall? Location? Do you care? Did you smile?

9. Name the last DVD or newscast or documentary of a political protest that you watched?

10. If you plead innocent to inciting a riot and the jury doesn't agree what is your next step? Do you have a fall back plan? Do you know the number of a bail bondsman? The ACLU

11. How best can you depict through art U.S. greed?

12. Explain why Americans prefer visuals of all kinds of violence and nudity when we purport to be a religious nation

13. Name a "ho-hum" political cause for which you can get passionate about

14. How come babies use noise to get attention without having to articulate their needs or problems and you can't? Piss you off?

15. How will you through noise protest or civil disobedience get society to pay attention to your needs and problems

16. Among all the protesters, cotrarians, naysayers, and disgruntled, identify those who are least effective. Why? Do you care?

17. Identify people who are politically similar to you and list your disagreemtns with them

18. Can you find a nit picky reason to dislike Obama? McCain? Bush? Ritter? Hickenlooper? God?

19. List ten things one should do in your state before dying. How far along are you doing in those things 

20. Identify the people who are paid to lie to you 

21. Identify the people who aren't paid to lie to you

22. What/Who empowers you? Do you ever wish they wouldn't?

23. What is it you thought you couldn't do but you did it? Are you sorry that you did it now?

24. Just how stupid are Americans on a 1-10 scale with 10 being the stupidest. 

Top Things To Do in Colorado

1.  Learn to Snowboard/Ski

2. Go white water rafting

3. Visit Pikes Peak

4. Visit Estes Park 

5. Visit the Royal Gorge

6. Go to the Hot Springs

7.  Go Camping 

8. Go to a concert at Red Rocks 

9. Go hiking - but don’t die…lol 

10. Go to Garden of the Gods

11. Live in Boulder to get the full experience of the people lol

12. Go snowmobiling to the Continental Divide

13. Go to the Taste of Colorado 

14. Go to the Vail Wine Testing Festival

15. Participate in any 5280 Restaurant deals where you can eat at different really nice restaurants around Colorado for two people it’s $52.80

15. Go to Oktober Fest 

16. Take the New Belgium/Budwesier Tour 

17. Go to the New Belgium Parade 

18. Get peaches from Grand Junction 

19. Take the train from Union Station to Winter Park 

20. Visit the Air Force Academy

Mark and I have a list of stuff that we want to do together this summer. Some of this stuff is included. Mark also wants to go skydiving. We'll see what we do actually do lol cuz I would love to do this stuff but there's not enough time hahaha! 

Makeover

Blog got a makeover. Music free for the time being. . .I need to make a playlist and I don't necessarily feel like doing that for the time being. However if you make me one I'll post it. =] 

Olive Garden's Lasagna Rollotini

Is the BEST FUCKIN THING I've EVER eaten at Olive Garden. It's so amazing. . .the chicken is delicious and so is that sauce. 

MARK! I want my left overs hahaha

[= Something that made me smile today

I’m not really the type of person that can be around a certain person day in and day out without any problems…however I can definitely hang out with Mark everyday without a problem. I love being around him. The only other person I can hang out with everyday all day like that is Tina. It’s weird because people get on my nerves so easily especially in relationships but I’ve never had this problem with Mark. I probably drive him fuckin’ nuts though lol. 

[= Makes me smile to realize that I'm so incredibly happy with him and am more than happy to hang out with him all day everyday without being aggravated by him specifically. 

Hangover

BTW. . .I saw this movie the night it came out. it is fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone needs to see this movie. 

Best movie of the summer so far. 

Zach G is awesome and I wish I had his thought process

"Your too stupid to insult." "He was a REtard"

Two of my favorites

Courtesy of Tristin Redfern. lol. 

Before I take the time to upload photos

from Mexico. . .I had an aggravating night and a frustrating morning and I need to release so I'm gonna do some more of my "shopping" lol. Hopefully the computer and studying for a inferential stats test I have on Monday will help me conquer my feelings of impulsiveness to go get my other side tatt'd. 

Mexico's affect.

I have decided that I really really love sailing and kayaking. 

Mark signed a lease to move into new apartments that allow both on the lake that they have and I'm so fucking excited because I have plans on coercing him into going with me. Kayaking is such a great way to work out your arms and I really need to do that. 

 

I am also dying to jet ski and water ski. Things that will be a little nerve racking but fun. I am also determined to go camping and white water rafting. These are all things that are readily available for me to do in Colorado and I am PUMPED about it. It's sad that I'm born and raised in Colorado and just last year was the first time I had ever been snowboarding. I never really appreciate Colorado's value because I never did anything outdoorsy. Now that I am more active I definitely appreciate it and love it [= 

Scarlette Johannson

= PURE BEAUTY. I need this poster. 

As well as this outfit for Mark. HAHAHA I bet he would like it [= 

Back

from Mexico. . .had an amazing time. I don't regret one part of it. Mark was amazing. . .the beach was amazing. . .the pool was amazing. . .the alcohol wasn't so amazing. . .the hotel air condition SUCKED. . .I never stopped eating. The hotel addressed a letter to Mark and I with Mr and Mrs Whitright like we are married NOT FUCKIN FUNNY lol. 

I am very behind in all my classes and am frustrated with that however I am focused on redeeming myself it's just hard to when I feel like I've been gone for a month and am having a hard time coming out of relaxation mode when I didn't worry about money, school, work. . . etc is was quite nice. I will definitely miss that. ]= 

Pictures will be soon hopefully. For now I'm exhausted.